70 days until Spring Training. We’re so close. In times like these, we have to focus on smaller things than pennant races. Today, Kyle Schwarber took over the Cubs Snapchat, showing his his offseason workout regimen. And boy did he look good.
“We should have traded Kyle after the World Series!” “Kyle should be in Iowa!” “Kyle’s fat!”
Kyle just stuffed you in a locker, nerd. He looks leaner than ever, meaner than ever, and like he’s ready to hit 50 baseballs onto Sheffield Ave. Go ahead, LA! Break the bank on Stanton, Kyle’s counting down the days until Mesa, just like you should be.